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August 14, 2008
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Cucumber is safe
Kurdishaspect.com - Prepared by Art-in-Mind
While male might be careless with their diet and enjoy a doughnut or a bagel, women are more health conscious and rather enjoy a vegetable such as cucumber. According to an email from Mesopotamian Development Society and based on a report by The Telegraph UK on August 11, 2008 , fanatic males have banned women from buying cucumbers because of the shape of this safe and harmless vegetable.
I thought this was a major achievement for the fanatics to recognize their limitations. They need to be congratulated for their new insight and not being grandiose any more. It took them seven years, but they are getting there. Having no access to surgical enlargement, the leading fanatics decided to destroy anything that was erected and larger than their own cucumbers in 2001. At that time they thought the safe and secure twin towers were their true competitors. Now after seven years they have come to conclusion that they are better off to fight their real competitors, the natural cucumbers.
Of course it is up to women to decide if they rather use cucumber, zucchini, eggplant, banana, or sausage as a delicious and enjoyable meal. However, if cucumber helps them to fight fanaticism and enjoy life, they should go out and playfully buy all cucumbers in the market. They need to use them as much as they need and preserve the rest as pickles for an urgent time when fanatics declare war on cucumbers. Once the fanatics lose their war on this safe vegetable too, they might come to further realization that their real competitors are the seeds of cucumbers.
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